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By Anonymous - 07/04/2016 11:56 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe
Today, I woke up to another of my many episodes of sleep paralysis. As I was hallucinating I saw and felt my cat throwing up on my neck. When I could move again I realised I was not hallucinating and my cat had just thrown up on my neck. FML