Love: Today, I woke up early to make breakfast for me and my fiancé...

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 20:19

Today, I woke up early to make breakfast for me and my fiancé since he says I never cook. I made eggs, sausage, and pancake muffins. my fiance has never seen or heard of them before he's not eating them.... fml

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 9 January 2017 12:16

How can anyone reach adulthood without having heard of eggs? FYI for your effort wasted, even so.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 9 January 2017 12:16

How can anyone reach adulthood without having heard of eggs? FYI for your effort wasted, even so.

noreallywhat 17

Monday 9 January 2017 23:08

What the hell is a pancake muffin that sounds nasty

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