Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the pool. I had to witnesses my 14 year-old... - FML

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By fml_br1908 - 26/04/2016 02:33 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to the pool. I had to witnesses my 14 year-old cousin hide something under his man boobs for a dollar. Those somethings were my nose plug and mouth guard. My varsity swim test was in 3 minutes. FML

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aneban 13

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:34

hey sorry if this is a dumb question but I'm on a swim team and have no idea why you would need a mouth guard (I understand the nose plugs tho) so could you please explain?

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aneban 13

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:34

hey sorry if this is a dumb question but I'm on a swim team and have no idea why you would need a mouth guard (I understand the nose plugs tho) so could you please explain?

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