Health: Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving...

By StupidDentist - 20/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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Oops

By Toothy. - 25/07/2009 04:21 - Australia

Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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By ihateeverything - 30/01/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML

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Uncomfortably numb

By someone - 02/09/2009 11:00 - Denmark

Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML

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Power grid

By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 19:01 - United States - Seagraves

Today, I was at the dentist's and she was hands deep in my mouth with a drill, when the power for the whole block shuts off. For 3 hours, the dentist had to keep shooting me up with shots to numb the horrible pain. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By hatemydentist - 18/11/2014 17:45 - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

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By BiteMe - 30/08/2016 23:29 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, my dentist told me I have a cavity and blamed it on the "subpar" toothpaste I've been using - the same toothpaste he recommended six months ago at my last appointment. FML

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yummylicious 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:03

I hate when doctors are stupid.

caity1419 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:04

And you didn't stop him or tell him?

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SelenaJerzak 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:38

lol yo man that's your fault

green_eggs_and_h 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:58

You could gave always said no. But that does suck anyway.

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:06

this reminds me of the song "some beach".

DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:30

SUE HIM!

bpell15 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:35

dumb. your joke wasn't even semi funny.

geekometer96 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:38

when I got my fillings I had cavities removed too , didn't use anything. I asked them to not use anything, and I was totally fine. Yeah it felt weird but it didn't hurt.

colorguardgeek 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:51

My dentist never gave me Novocaine. I now have a fear of dentists. I feel ya there.

maz_irken 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:59

it was his cum ;)

limblessorphan 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:31

woohahahaha! That was really original joke! maybe it was his cum woohahahahaha Wait wait I have another one, here it goes: It might have been his semen wich he ejaculated and put in his SPECIAL tube when you were not looking hahahahahahaha