Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
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Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's and she was hands deep in my mouth with a drill, when the power for the whole block shuts off. For 3 hours, the dentist had to keep shooting me up with shots to numb the horrible pain. FML
Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML
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yummylicious 5
I hate when doctors are stupid.
caity1419 0
And you didn't stop him or tell him?
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Comments (172)
SelenaJerzak 0
lol yo man that's your fault
green_eggs_and_h 0
You could gave always said no. But that does suck anyway.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
this reminds me of the song "some beach".
DReamBig24 0
SUE HIM!
bpell15 5
dumb. your joke wasn't even semi funny.
geekometer96 0
when I got my fillings I had cavities removed too , didn't use anything. I asked them to not use anything, and I was totally fine. Yeah it felt weird but it didn't hurt.
colorguardgeek 8
My dentist never gave me Novocaine. I now have a fear of dentists. I feel ya there.
maz_irken 6
it was his cum ;)
limblessorphan 4
woohahahaha! That was really original joke! maybe it was his cum woohahahahaha Wait wait I have another one, here it goes: It might have been his semen wich he ejaculated and put in his SPECIAL tube when you were not looking hahahahahahaha
LittleIrishGirl 0
God aren't you nice
rocker135 0
Dentists are evil
MarlaSurette1 0
MALPRACTICE! Sue his ass!