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By goodbye"friends" - 11/02/2016 13:36 - Australia - Kallangur

Today, I went to the cinemas with friends to see a movie and to catch up one last time before I move away. I waited in line for 30 minutes, wondering where they were. They were already inside after buying their tickets online and choosing seats. When I got to the counter, the cinema was full. FML.

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