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By greywolf19k - 05/04/2016 19:14 - United States - Havelock
Today, I went to take a number 2. I dropped my pants, pushed my junk back between my legs, and immediately sat on and ruptured one of my testicles. My wife and the attractive female doctor were laughing during the whole examination. FML.