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By 18mpavli - 09/02/2016 21:07 - United States - Blair
Today, I went to pick up an old lady in the nursing home I work at for supper in the dining room. She always hits on me for my looks. I knocked on her door and she said to come in to her room. She shut the door behind me and was completely naked. She ran towards me. I am scared for life. FML