Money: Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought... - FML

By PapaMoti - 15/08/2013 08:04 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML

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PapaMoti 21

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:29

Thanks for all the helpful comments! As to what happened next, security was called and we ended up looking at the camera footage which proved that I didn't steal the shirt. The manager was humiliated and apologized, but either way I am not going to be shopping from that store ever again.

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hnz 13

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:28

Come back again with your receipt purchased?

flashback.miss 28

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:29

What a presumptuous prick. What, is he bitter and jealous of the younger generation? Should've brought the receipt and humiliated him.

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duma191 21

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:42

i was actually arrested for the exact same thing but I managed to convince the cop to look at the security tapes and see me walking in with the shirt on.

Neesalun 20

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:03

Cameras would show you walking in with the shirt on.

gemini_tw 1

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:04

clearly the manager has something against teenagers!!! Maybe his children were really getting to him. lol that's hilarious

TheAngryPrincess 3

Thursday 15 August 2013 18:26

Report him.

SquidInTheSky99 19

Thursday 15 August 2013 18:58

Isn't this already an FML? I've read this before on here months ago with the exact same wording.

Kuramasan_fml 12

Thursday 15 August 2013 19:12

I've always been scared of that and probably still will be until I'm old and wrinkly.

scyther66 4

Thursday 15 August 2013 19:17

Lawsuit

Omniprism 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 19:22

I would call the company up and complain. Customers should not be treated that way and they should have noticed what you were wearing when you walked in the door. I hope you seriously complain cause I'm getting pissed for you.

Yolandababy2 14

Thursday 15 August 2013 19:23

Tell him to review the surveillance camera

Opheliae 22

Thursday 15 August 2013 19:39

Is it bad that I assumed the manager was a woman?

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