Money: Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought... - FML

By PapaMoti - 15/08/2013 08:04 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML

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PapaMoti 21

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:29

Thanks for all the helpful comments! As to what happened next, security was called and we ended up looking at the camera footage which proved that I didn't steal the shirt. The manager was humiliated and apologized, but either way I am not going to be shopping from that store ever again.

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hnz 13

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:28

Come back again with your receipt purchased?

flashback.miss 28

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:29

What a presumptuous prick. What, is he bitter and jealous of the younger generation? Should've brought the receipt and humiliated him.

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superbry 5

Thursday 13 August 2015 17:27

Ageism at its finest am I right.

duma191 21

Wednesday 14 October 2015 18:08

I'm pretty sure that is profiling.

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