Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with some friends, trying to be cultured by ordering in French. I confidently said to the waiter, “Je voudrais le poulet, s'il vous plaît.” The waiter stared at me and said, “Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.” FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Today, I went to the cafeteria at work like I usually do, but couldn't find anything I liked. Turns out there's a new policy in place: the cafeteria is now serving only vegan foodstuffs. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML
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Top comments
senor_octubre 24
Hey at least they didn't offer you a salad with meat in it...oh wait...
rhysfucker 24
"Yeah, hold the chicken..."
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Comments (117)
onehotmomma90 12
What about the bacon? Most Caesar salads at restaurants have bacon bits.
Not_Creative 12
Where are you getting your Caesar salads? I eat a lot of Caesar salads at restaurants and at home and have never had/put bacon bits in them.
sandman676 20
No bacon in Cesar salad HOW RUDE!!!
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Then you're not eating a proper Chicken Caesar Salad. The typical ingredients for a Caesar Salad (and every Caesar Salad I've ever eaten) include coz lettuce, bacon bits, Parmesan cheese, croutons, egg (which can be optional) and dressing. Bacon is a necessity.
glabberfasted 16
I have ordered a Caesar salad at every restaurant I frequent, and I have never once seen bacon in one...
vikky538 29
Just because the name has salad... Doesn't mean it's vegetarian
worldclassrager 41
It's fake chicken? And sometimes Caesar dressing has anchovies in it...so it looks like hold the chicken and a different dressing...or something else...there is bound to be something else on there...
TKPhai 21
"Yup, chicken Ceaser salad would be fine, just don't put any chicken in it."
allforfun 23
Being a vegetarian for 14 years I've heard this 1000 times.
SirMrButters 28
That's why you tell them that chicken is meat for there tip
DroidFox 10
YDI for being a vegetarian.
blueideamonkey97 11
I was at a restaurant and asked if they had vegan options and she said "well we've got a turkey burger." I said, "that's not vegan," and she responded, "are you sure?"
IWishIWasObama 12
eh.. close enough, lol
733yoda_fml 19
Take the offer! Chicken Caesar is my favorite salad!