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By that’s the sound of the police - 17/04/2021 02:08 - United States - Hesperia

Today I went through my daughter’s phone and found messages from her best friend’s older brother. He was telling her how sexy she is and how he wants to take her on a date amongst other things. Although she declined he still persisted. My daughter is 13. This freak is 22. Fml

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