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By Maristiel - 27/03/2016 23:47 - United States - Canton

Today, I went out for a job interview. I was in a rush to get ready so I ended up putting crocs on instead of dress shoes. As I was getting interviewed, the man looked down to see my ugly, worn-out crocs. He cut the interview short and never called me back...FML

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