By hollyglambert - 27/03/2016 17:21 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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hollyglambert 19

OP here. Thanks everyone. Don't worry I won't be seeing him again. Also responding to that one guy, I did not expect him to pay the bill however I would have liked to go halves instead of pay for us both. Anyways thanks guys :)

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Top comments

Utetopia2014 18

The date shouldn't have gone long enough to get a bill. You should have walked when he started browsing Tinder.

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george_s_4 30

If you ever see that guy again, Please kindly beat the shit out of him or have someone else do it if you are unable

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manuwish 9

Girl, were you on disaster date or something? why didn't you walk out on him? was he that good looking or funny? sounds like a utter looser

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toba122 12

I hoped you split the bill and let that asshole deal with his charge.

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born_hustla 26

Why did you even stay for that long?!? I hope there isn't a next time but if something like that happens, excuse yourself in the first 10 mins and bounce! You sorta deserve it!

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toolazytotype99 18

That's when you split and leave his sorry ass with the bill

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Mortimer14 9

The obvious solution (at least it's obvious to me) would have been to get on tinder and complain about your "date" ignoring you to watch a video and to browse tinder. Also make a big deal out of him flirting with the waitress. You can tag him or not, your choice. Then you get up and walk out.

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T1A2Z3 34

Honey... you need to know how things work to talk about them...

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Tomryan279 10

Is your date Alan Harper. Sorry I've been watch 2-1/2 men.

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Suffolk_yourself 8

Maybe OP was relying on the date in order to get home. That's a sucky date OP, but live and learn, and don't waste your time on people like that in the future

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shitstorm28 11

sorry op. that sucks. but really, this is what dating is for. weeding out douchebags so you never end up stuck with one. better luck next time.

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arkh_angel 16

Whoa! We don't even see things like this in movies! Sorry OP!

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