By hollyglambert - 27/03/2016 17:21 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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You deserved it 1 950

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hollyglambert 19

OP here. Thanks everyone. Don't worry I won't be seeing him again. Also responding to that one guy, I did not expect him to pay the bill however I would have liked to go halves instead of pay for us both. Anyways thanks guys :)

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Top comments

Utetopia2014 18

The date shouldn't have gone long enough to get a bill. You should have walked when he started browsing Tinder.

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george_s_4 30

If you ever see that guy again, Please kindly beat the shit out of him or have someone else do it if you are unable

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Comments

WinterChild 20

I would have told the waiter/ waitress that he was in the bathroom and would pay the bill, then walked out. I hope your future dating endeavours turn out better OP.

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914smv 18

yeah i would have left when he started hitting on the waitress...

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Lol you lasted sat through all that?

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GirasolNegro 22

Why did you stick around? You should have left A.S.A.P.!!

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Rammer3500 23

As soon as the ipod came out I would have left.

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Elegyyy 8

That sucks OP :/ My first date was pretty rough too, girl brought a hot spot and ipad and tried to get nudes from dudes over omegle

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YesIamjudgingU 4

You should have left the bill and walked out while he was in the bathroom.

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Sparx1_1 16

Why did you bother to stay? You should have walked out

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hollyglambert 19

OP here. Thanks everyone. Don't worry I won't be seeing him again. Also responding to that one guy, I did not expect him to pay the bill however I would have liked to go halves instead of pay for us both. Anyways thanks guys :)

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wafflelover 15

Wow you are very beautiful and stunning. I would take you on a date and more that guy doesn't know what he had.

ABlindMan 17

Keep it in your pants. An FML about a terrible date is in no way the place for that. Especially with your grammar and spelling.

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sarah5745 41

What's wrong with you #54?! Like seriously, get a ******* life...

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foxy_grampa 19

Damn #54, you were so creepy that you made OP hide her profile

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2013bchan41 20

Disgusting. If I had a date I would treat them like they were the most important person in the world :3

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yellowzinnias 20

If he asked you out, he should have paid. If you ask, you pay. That's my general rule.

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onlychildFTW 33

Yeah since guys ask girls out way more then girls do. No. It should be halves, especially on the first date.

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lexiieeex3 32

Lol a first date is literally a date where the guy should pay first.

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EwahWeeWah 21

@wafflelover seriously go outside more and ask out a girl you know, you're being really creepy.

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Malsain_fml 10

#89 Says who? Is the girl on a first date selling her time to a guy she does not want to see? Is she gonna suffer or anything? I, as a guy, would strongly dislike for a girl to not pay the first date. As if I were so boring that I had to pay her atention for her to come along. No way.

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