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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By boohoo - 04/06/2012 12:45 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:30

Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.

Sannekee 18

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:32

First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:21

run away! If you have sex, after you two are done he will be like: Damn that's so hot! I am so good, I bet you never had better than me. I bet your favorite part was....etc

Sekococo 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:22

hey OP tell him a really guy such as your self will spoil me any way as he can and be on the phone every 5 minutes to answer a "important call". If he's able to brag with out any bussiness interruption then he's not rich he just trying to put up a front. well its a fact in my book.

lem0n_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:14

I don't understand your first sentence.

infiniti_G 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:25

LOL U FUNNY

fyllmao888 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:25

Well that's what you get for being a gold digger cause its people like you who are always judging on things besides character.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:26

I hope you find a guy who you enjoy being around soon. You usually meet alot of turds before finding a man you're compatible with.

Beagle96 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:27

lol at you. best thing for you hahahaha can you say gold digger. you barely know him and he's "perfect for you" clearly you have some issues of you own.

wow18 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:49

She said he's hot, rich, and successful. The only thing you understood there was "rich"? Being hot is something to check of your wish list when looking for a partner. So is successful, because it shows he's hard working, dedicated and those are good qualities to have. Money is something people should give a little consideration to when it comes to getting serious. Income/money is the biggest reason for divorce in this country. She didn't say he's rich and that's all she wants in a man and wants him to take care of her, maybe she makes good money herself and wants someone in the same league.