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ChrissiOfTheHill Canada

Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML

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ChrissiOfTheHill 0

My skirt was knee-length and flowy (Im am artist and am therefore not required to dress like a square) and yes i was in-between waxings so it wasnt a jungle down there...just...neglected as I said haha And I dont think Im gonna get that job...you shoulda seen her face!

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ncochrum 0

She's just jealous that you can pull it off

eastmanwolf 0

Wear shorter skirts in the future?

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unistudentb 0

Um, not your fault, your pubes your business, just bad luck! Maxi skirts were v fashionable last couple of years. If you don't get the job because of it she's a dumbass and you don't want to be working with/for her. Like your bikini line affects the quality of your work!

mcortez77 0

Well maybe it was because you extended your hand. You're supposed to wait for her to extend her hand since she is the one with authority...

FarSide 23

What a coincidence. The rest of the readers here agree with your computer...

mandark 9

#104.. Depends on your job, if you think hard enough. (The reply feature decided it hates my computer.)

uberkrissy 0

YDI for wearing skirts that go to the floor. Ew.

plexico 4

Ssssshh! You'll turn all women into lesbians! If you think no one liked (W) Bush, even fewer liked Dick! You don't want to confuse the ladies into thinking that Cheney represents my manhood!

aback 5

Yeah, really. THAT dick shoots people in the face.

FarSide 23

Oh aren't you punny.

ChrissiOfTheHill 0

way too funny!!

dspeckt7 0

next time... shave the beast... no one liked bush.

mas19 0

If it was a guy you woulda totally gottent the job.

starstrukk18 0

that's why you don't wear skirts past your knees. :]

rafaelaugusto94 0

maybe she thoughtyou wanted something with her (sexually) but she didnt though that it was an accident!

FarSide 23

You are a MegaMoron.

MsMegaroo 0

So u wer wearing like a floor length skirt?? If ur gunna wear that then u obvi deserved wat happened...a duuuh

TheUnnamedOne 0

Is it wrong that this turns me on....