Intimacy: Today, I went for a nice, relaxing swim in the pool. Later, as... - FML

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By KatzVKatz - 13/01/2016 12:27 - Slovenia - Novo Mesto

Today, I went for a nice, relaxing swim in the pool. Later, as I was in the dressing room taking my wet swimsuit off, I looked down and saw a hand holding a phone under the door. Whoever was filming, now has a direct shot of my lady parts on his phone. FML

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