Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Doortje 29
Wow, you are easily entertained.
rocketeer_97 1
hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha
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anim0sitee 0
Someone had adderall earlier in the day!
lyndifluff 6
my dog doesn't just chase his tail a chases my cats tail too. she will just lay there moving her tail back and forth and my poor dog will chase it.
heyred 11
That made me smile. it's the simple things that are most meaningful.
asiamph 1
#59 True That...
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
Cute is relative, stupid is obvious
tr0llz0r 0
The real kicker is when you realized you figured your anecdote was entertaining to share with the intarwebs. Luckily, we trolls are easily amused. You could have just as easily said: "Today, I realized my dog's existence is more meaningful than mine. FML" and we would have amused ourselves in the comments. It's a win-win.
rawrchikarawr 0
could b worse (:
collegeadministr 0
How is that a FML??? Your dog is smarter than you. So what?
emodude44 0
I wish I was like you Easily Amused
biglebowski94 2
u were baked werent u? :P