Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead... - FML

By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 19:32

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:47

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:49

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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AmericanRedcoat 6

Sunday 9 December 2012 13:05

Epic Crazy win?

lostinalaska 5

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:13

My uncle used to shoot spiders off his bedroom ceiling, but that was because he was paralyzed so he couldn't easily get something else to use.

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 2:34

EPIC WIN!!

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Saturday 17 August 2013 4:26

That eas an epic win!

tinkerbell41305 1

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:04

That's awesome!!

cassy_k 3

Saturday 23 November 2013 0:22

I think both

Hoggins 4

Saturday 4 January 2014 10:49

That's ******* awesome.

tmarty 17

Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:21

I just hope you don't live in a downstairs apartment

mlicea 9

Monday 21 July 2014 16:17

both, it is definitely both

ilcap 12

Saturday 2 August 2014 8:46

Epic win

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