Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead... - FML

By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 19:32

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:47

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:49

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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norags 10

Monday 11 May 2015 11:52

I think I'll go with crazy

SuperDuurp 0

Wednesday 1 July 2015 21:18

Epic win!!!

TallMist 32

Sunday 5 July 2015 8:49

Both.

PVXCRunner15 12

Tuesday 25 August 2015 14:24

Can I get your dad's autograph?

ad1836 19

Monday 9 November 2015 11:17

I'm arachnophobic so this made my day.

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