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By exhausted - 14/01/2017 18:21

Today, I was woken up earlier by a call from my boss asking me to come in 4 hours early to work a 12 hour shift. I'd gone to bed just a few hours earlier. Goodbye normal day, hello fighting like hell to stay awake. FML

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DetroitDov 35

Friday 20 January 2017 3:50

Sounds like a normal day to me.

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DetroitDov 35

Friday 20 January 2017 3:50

Sounds like a normal day to me.

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