Today, I was watching the news. Apparently a local pizza shop was shut down after pictures of a hundred cockroaches scuttling on the make table were posted online. In my hand was a slice of the pizza I had ordered there yesterday. FML
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Symphoniaes 32
Hey, OP here. This happened a little while ago, and I wanted to give an update. They actually had the gall to reopen the store “under new management” and put big yellow signs in the windows to let everyone know that they were open and hiring. I drove by there yesterday, however, and the windows and door were boarded up. I still throw up a little just thinking about it.
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Glowworm56 27
No matter how good the pizza is there, cockroaches will never catch on as a popular topping.
wesleyc2110 22
A topping worst then pineapple, cockroach
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Symphoniaes 32
Hey, OP here. This happened a little while ago, and I wanted to give an update. They actually had the gall to reopen the store “under new management” and put big yellow signs in the windows to let everyone know that they were open and hiring. I drove by there yesterday, however, and the windows and door were boarded up. I still throw up a little just thinking about it.
worldclassrager 41
Did you get a whole pie? Or just a few slices? Either way still find a new pizza place...
Symphoniaes 32
It was a whole pie. *cries* My husband ate half the night before and I was finishing up the last two pieces when I saw the broadcast. *cries some more*