By ShadowReaper101 - 29/12/2012 07:41 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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ShadowReaper101 14

Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.

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Top comments

1dvs_bstd 41

That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!

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Comments

pradip 26

Chase him and pin him down asking "why did you hit me?" in a kung fu hustle voice.

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peppermintpink 11

Yes, the KID would totally get that.... Coz the kids these days would know the kungfu hustle voice... :/

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pradip 26

It's just a voice modulation, it doesn't mean the kid needs to know about it.

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syki 22

Why are you all picking on the kid? It's obvious this is simply a case of aggressive street marketing.

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bwzwally8 15

If I saw an adult hit a kid I would knock their ass out.

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lilhellian 26

What if it is the kids parents giving him a spanking for doing this?

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Mister_Triangle 21

Better do what he says, he's clearly a badass.

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DKjazz 20

Badasses don't throw sucker punches.

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Mister_Triangle 21

And Internet users don't read sarcasm very well

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JessStyles 12

He must have seen it on TV TV is a child's main influence these days

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CharresBarkrey 15

No it's not, his friends are.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

I hope the little shit gets hit round the head, and is told the exact same words.

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