Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the hall past my crush and he was laughing... - FML

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By Random1957 - 29/02/2016 19:32 - United States - Lake Villa

Today, I was walking in the hall past my crush and he was laughing in my direction, I later found out my period leaked through my pants. FML

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