StephLo
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML
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sarkaar 30
If you are sadistic enough OP, you could find the lady and have her drawn and quartered.
Ramanella 26
By the sounds of it, it seems like she damaged your windshield. I hope that's not the case though. But I have to admit that is a clever sign, I now know what to do if I ever become homeless.
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vikky538 29
did the homeless guy grabbed the quarter afterwards...
j_cat187 20
no he flew away with his helicopter hat.
MrCantgetright 4
Do you live in the Springs? I've seen that guy too. I told him " You're probably right." and kept driving.
ksks1234 33
"The Springs" as in Colorado Springs? No, OP is from California.
marcranger 29
By his own admission, he is MrCantgetright. Though since there are several places in the US named (ABC) Springs, he might have meant one of those towns in CA, even if I would also automatically assume Colorado Springs.
worldclassrager 41
Did it leave a chip?
Radayam 19
Some people just lack common cents.
Grandmastasexy 14
I guess the light had already turned green then?
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Rocks hit your windshield at 80mph, there is no way she threw a quarter hard enough to do any damage at a complete stop
SjoyousS 4
not really FML worthy
cinskeep43 15
windscreen
jenjen2633 17
Yes, windscreen. I sometimes use windscreen and windshield interchangeably.
Durantye 8
If your windshield was chipped you should definitely give her license plate info to the insurance provider strictly because she didn't even say sorry and drove away.