Miscellaneous: Today, I was told by my Choral instructor that I couldn't go... - FML

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By Duarg - 03/03/2016 04:50 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I was told by my Choral instructor that I couldn't go to the open house for a school I want to because we will be going on Tuesday, the same night as the open house, to an event that makes up 75% of our grade. The school is my dream school, and now I can't sign up for ANY electives. FML

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