TODAY... I was thinking about my failing relationship and my...

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2019 05:45

TODAY... I was thinking about my failing relationship and my horrible sex life when I realized that I convinced my boyfriend to participate in not nut November so that I didn't have to have sex with him for a month... FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 25 November 2019 19:21

Don't worry! I'm sure that he's having a "Nut-Filled November" with another gal to make for it....

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 30 November 2019 8:13

Well that was stupid. Leave No-Nut November to the cucks.

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 25 November 2019 19:21

Don't worry! I'm sure that he's having a "Nut-Filled November" with another gal to make for it....

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 30 November 2019 8:13

Well that was stupid. Leave No-Nut November to the cucks.

shannon2348 14

Monday 2 December 2019 5:45

If you're that miserable then break up with him.

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