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colorguard13 Maryville, United States

Today, I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Love you too. FML

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colorguard13 11

No, she doesn't use FML. I just didn't want to out and say her name.

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skip_m 6

And a crime fighter.

xautumnwillsx 15

There's nothing wrong with that.

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H75Valkyrie 14

Since surprisingly, nobody has made a Walking Dead reference yet, I'm gonna go for it: "Axel's Dating Tips: Short hair doesn't necessarily mean lesbian"

Fortune510 3

Congrats on your achievement! Keep it up!

ForTheRavers 11

Just reply 'thanks' - there are worse things you could turn out to be. A homophobe is one of them.

Porcei 18

You'll eventually know whether or not you are one. Oh, stereotypes how we love you so.

ananas99_fml 10

Good work but im telling ya that getting brown And even black is hard.

bbekah 5

Im testing for my red stripe belt tomorrow morning!! Wishh me luck?!!

fantasyworld 39

There's nothing wrong with short hair.

kitttkattt 10

rock that short hair !?

obeykaitlyn 25

what does your blue belt have to do with your aunt thinking you're lesbian?

JustALesbian 16

Just in case your aunt is right, I volunteer as a tribute