colorguard13
Maryville, United States
Today, I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Love you too. FML
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skip_m 6
And a crime fighter.
xautumnwillsx 15
There's nothing wrong with that.
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Bakarra 22
Does this "Aunt L." use FML too? Or are you just making sure your other aunts know it wasn't them who called you a lesbo?
Bakarra 22
Why would it be an fml then? She ends it by saying that she loves the aunt too, maybe the aunt does use fml and this is particular fml is OPs way of telling her aunt that she wants her too. (Queue the wincest jokes)
zandalee 20
Like sands through the hour glass; these are the days of our lives...
colorguard13 11
No, she doesn't use FML. I just didn't want to out and say her name.
Bakarra 22
Strange, when you first commented on this post the fmls author was "MR13", now it's your username. Anyways this whole thread was a joke I meant no offense good day to you ma'am
DanielBenyamin 18
Girl+Karate= Lesbian, I'm with Aunt L.
Bakarra 22
Apparently the word "tomgirl" has never been uttered near your ears, #17. Maybe if your head wasn't in your ass you'd not have made such an ignorant generalization.
ryan112 12
I know a very cute girl with short hair to her ears that like men. :P
fresh247 10
les be honest
WhoopWhoop321 18
Asshole!
eyesmile27 7
So? My favourite teacher has short hair and she's had three kids with her husband. She's a black belt in Karate. Appearance doesn't equal sexuality. Don't take what your Aunt L said to heart.
amifaiyaz 12
Because hair length totally determines sexuality.
tika12991 15
lol exactly what I came here to say!
TheRealTotodile 4
If it makes you feel better. I personally think girls with short hair are pretty hot.
Bakarra 22
Sounds like? Im pretty sire he was talking about "Starwars: The Auntom Menace"
Obey_StudBoii 23
Even if you do there's nothing wrong with it. Just because your hair is short doesn't mean anything.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Actually, I know some lesbians who use long hair, and some straight girls who use short hair. Anf if you are a lesbian, your aunt dhouldn't give a shit, because there's nothing wrong in being a lesbian. By the way, good luck getting your new karate belt!