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By viola - 25/02/2016 20:30 - United States - Atlanta
Today, I was teaching my senior orchestra class, when I announced it was my last day one of my students handed me a "present". The present was a cd and he told me to play it when I got home because it was a surprise. It was a video of him violently jerking off. His dick was the size of a battery