Love: Today, I was talking to my crush. He told me a joke, and I tried...

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By boogerssuck - 13/05/2016 02:31 - United States - Terre Haute

Today, I was talking to my crush. He told me a joke, and I tried to make this cute snickering face while laughing. I laughed through my nose, and a booger flew out and landed on his neck. FML

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