Love: Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like....

By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 05:35

Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 12:30

In case you don't know it, they are not your friends. And you are not too bright.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:34

Some friends. You realize you just did to him what you didn't want done to you?

Comments

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:29

It's spelled "gullable". Everyone knows that... why don't you? And did you know "gullable" isn't in the dictionary?

rshie002 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:42

it IS spelled gullible

xlione 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:33

you are an idiot

onnielief 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:40

Why did you post this? Are you retarded?

nonameLiz 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:42

Dude your friends sound like fake ass bitches. Get some new ones!

onnielief 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:43

The guy you stood up he is lucky to have escaped you and your "friends"!

beer01 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:27

Not true friends! 

perdix 29

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:31

I think one or more of your "friends" really wanted to **** the guy.

LadyDraigen 3

Sunday 7 March 2010 5:30

I'm with you on that one.

SugarGlass 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:40

You guys are being jerks...

DS1_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:40

How so? She's a ******* idiot for doing that. She deserves what happened.

dealwithit84 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:50

you need new friends

rosierosierosie 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:13

nice self esteem

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