Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML
Girls just wanna go home
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Late late flight
Today, I was waiting at the airport for a flight when I looked down and realised that I had booked the wrong date. Frantically, I tried to rebook the flight, but it was completely sold out. Now, I'm stuck in the airport for the next 24 hours with nothing to do. FML
Gated and confused
Today, I checked in for my flight, made it through TSA, bought food, and sat at the gate for an hour. I only realized I was sitting at the wrong gate when boarding for another flight finished and everyone had left. I ran to the correct gate, but it was too late. Despite me pleading, the plane was already taxiing to the runway. FML
Wait and see
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML
Delayed
Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
can Geico really save $15 or more on car insurance?
nswan 5
can five hours really be considered "overnight" ?
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MrSexyPants 14
The last sentence has problems, but what's worse are your problems. How could you not know?
Hotlanta 5
what OP is not telling us is that he/she fell probably asleep in that 5 hour wait and misses the flight...
skittles009 0
me too every single flight i have taken does that. they call the names atleast twice
sheethapins 13
OP when your flight is delayed don't spend 3 hours at the bar attempting to pick up hotties not as interested in joining the mile high club as you are and 2 drunk and passed out at the wrong gate. YDI.
pieintheface 0
they announce a flight is leaving so many times you would have to be deaf not to hear it.
CateXOX 0
How did you miss that? Unless there was some serious miscommunication, YDI.
gemzroxya 0
YDI for trying to catch a plain, next time run to your destination!
malpalll 0
are you serious?
Mubus 0
33: that is so stupid that its freaking funny as hell. i lol'ed hard :P
CateXOX 0
33 is obviously trying to make a joke. Having said that, it was a terribly unfunny joke and she spelled "plane" wrong.
docscientist 10
52 - maybe that was part of the plain?
CateXOX 0
HAD already HAS reported? And a missed flight? OP your brain needs work.
Niki0308 0
And you didn't think of looking at this before why?
resplendencerino_fml 3
the real fml here is your grammar.
hilariexcore 0
Agreed.