By Nexpecto - 21/03/2015 22:29 - United States

Today, I was startled by my roommate marching a drunk man out of our apartment. Somehow he found his way in complete darkness into the bathroom without alerting me or my dog next to the only door. He mistook the clothes hamper for the toilet. FML
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This is the most spot on reply haha! The scariest part of this whole ordeal is that I was awake but had my eyes closed and still didn't hear a drunk intruder come in. I'm a tetraplegic meaning that I have little use of my arms and none in my legs. I have my bed in the living room so that I still have things to do at night since I am bed bound. Because of my lack of independence, I have caregivers that come in daily to help with my needs. My roommate left the door unlocked around midnight so that he would not have to get up to let my caregiver in on Saturday morning. The last thing we were expecting was a drunk man urinating in the bathroom at 3:15 AM! My dog Bella makes the sweetest pit bull but worst guard because of how friendly she is. As frustrating as it it, we still love her. This was definitely the luckiest I've been in a long time and the last time the door is unlocked at night. If I had been completely alone that night there would have been absolutely no way for me to get his drunk ass out. Thankfully it was just a wasted man looking for a toilet instead of a crack head looking to get his next fix

Comments

At least it was only clothes. It may be time to learn how the door locks work. Next time you may not be so lucky.

Bizarre_420 7

At least those clothes were getting washed anyway..

Only problem in this story is the dog needs replaced with a REAL DOG!

Waahh! I don't want to imagine cleaning that up D: My cat pooped on a pair of my pants yesterday and that was bad enough; a whole HAMPER full of clothes is just horrifying.

She said she was awake with her eyes closed

Op said the door was unlocked for the caretaker to come in the next day..

And if you check the comment Number or even the time and date, you would have seen it was posted BEFORE the OP update. There is no need to be snarky.

randybryant799 20