Money: Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet...

By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By jennlikewhoa - 18/07/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By lobotomized - 13/07/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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AnthonyD86 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:11

you pay after you pump where your from?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:13

$100 to fill up your tank? Wow.

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eehizle 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:50

hey BITCZh

funshit123 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:25

lol, i would kill

xocourtxo 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 6:38

you shouldove checked before you did it dumbass. =/

whEEzy03 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:06

YDI $100 gas money!?!

Jay_JWLH 0

Friday 4 June 2010 8:20

I must admit, I can't see things go well if you were to borrow money out of someone's wallet. You should have been told first.

kaitlyn3xo 0

Friday 30 July 2010 5:40

you put $100 in your car wtf are you driving an airplane

Scorpio1989 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:58

$100 in NZD currently equals approximately $73.32 USD so its pretty average to pay that, depending on the car.

Scorpio1989 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:00

$100 in NZD currently equals approximately $73.32 USD

bryan788 29

Tuesday 4 September 2012 6:28

I have been there great surf, NZ rocks. I am sure in hawks bay they let you go home and get more money and come back.

Exelbaradin 4

Monday 15 October 2012 21:21

What gas station do you go to, that you pump before you pay

fantasyworld 37

Friday 12 December 2014 16:57

Who took your money?

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