Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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onepctech 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:31

PETA is going to make sure your balls get more than scratched. They are going to rip them off! YDI

maxupinflames 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:37

why would you ever do that.

ChristianHunter 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:41

I lol'd ;)

likeduhhx4 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:50

HAHAHHAHAH, god that sucks.

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:53

This is why stupid people and kittens don't mix.

151Henry151 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:00

You were playing with your sisters kitten? Incest alert....

pinkbubble96 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:04

you sooooo deserve it

acertijo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:09

hahahahhahaha awesome. you made me laugh SO hard :D

anonymous2u 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:14

hahahaha u deserved that one.

xprettynbluex 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:15

cats don't have a sense of humor -.- YDI poor kitty

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