Love: Today, I was on the beach with my boyfriend. He suddenly got... - FML

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By ashhdotcom - 10/05/2016 18:16 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was on the beach with my boyfriend. He suddenly got down and began to propose to me with a gorgeous ring. At the same moment, a dog ran up and snatched the ring from him. After chasing the dog, he gave up and said, "Whatever, I didn't want to do this anyway." He left me on the beach. FML

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Ninjahiga 27

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:51

That dog saved you. Since he said he didn't even want to propose, that dog ought to be your best friend right now.

Clanesda 14

Thursday 12 May 2016 21:36

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Ninjahiga 27

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:51

That dog saved you. Since he said he didn't even want to propose, that dog ought to be your best friend right now.

Clanesda 14

Thursday 12 May 2016 21:36

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