Today I was on my period, and was wearing a pad. My school was... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 11:51 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today I was on my period, and was wearing a pad. My school was having a "fun day" which included a waterslide you went on while wearing clothes. I forgot about my pad, and went on the waterslide, getting soaked. Not only did I make my pad slip off, but I made my underwear super wet, so no more pads would stick to it. So I had to go up to the office and ask for a tampon.. FML

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