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dereksboo44 Brantford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your ass hairs were so long before." FML

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This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

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YDI for having a forest on your ass

Okay so? Either shave it or don't. It really doesn't matter. I don't see how it's an fml to be a human.

This sounds like someone in my family lmao. And we're from the same town!