Miscellaneous: Today, I was kind enough to let my brother use my wristband fast... - FML

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By Last Time I Ever Try To Be A Nice Sister - 05/06/2016 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was kind enough to let my brother use my wristband fast past for our local amusement park. When he came home, I smiled and asked for it back. He gave me a wide eyed stare and said, "It wasn't for one time use?" No, dipshit. It wasn't. There goes $50 down the drain. FML

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Monday 6 June 2016 9:21

Make him buy you a new one.

CMSobi 6

Monday 6 June 2016 12:51

You probably should have told him that

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Monday 6 June 2016 9:21

Make him buy you a new one.

CMSobi 6

Monday 6 June 2016 12:51

You probably should have told him that

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