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By yaaaa - 12/02/2016 16:23 - United States - Hemet
Today, I was in the pool swimming and all of sudden I feel this god awful surge of pain on the tip of my dick so I rush over to the end of the pool then I proceed to look down and the end of my string on my suit went into my dick hole. FML