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lauris1306 Canada

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They were all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I rolled down the window and screamed "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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kittiekat 6

you are a total asshole

Twinklestar 0

If you didn't think it was appropriate to go up and harass them again when you were both at the same house, you obviously didn't think it was appropriate to do the first time. Pathetic enough you would insult random people(I'm guessing a child as well) but even sadder you'd only do this when not confronted with them to hear their response.

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Comments (455)

Ervinator35 25

Words cannot comprehend how much of a pussy you are. Let alone an asshole.

caseylou 12

and you're from Canada? intriguing

MGgrace 9

you're an asshole. I bet you're fatter than they were

RageWolf16 31

You are a piece of shit who cannot spell

Tomato_Cheese 22

How did this get published?

DumbledoreDies1 11

That's hilarious

JudgeComrade 17

Coward.

DemCherries 4

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