Miscellaneous: Today, I was in gym class and we were using the exercise machines.... - FML

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By kill me now - 07/03/2016 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in gym class and we were using the exercise machines. This girl decided that it would be OK to start rubbing her vagina against the stretch bands and sexually dance on the machines. I was the sucker that had to use the machines after her. FML

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