By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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jkatz1227 6

Me and my parents are cool about swearing XD it's really funny to have swearing contests with parents!

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MooseHung 1

Been there on several occasions...my mom hits like Chuck Norris

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sjhill 32

Love the cartoon! But my family has to contend with that when my brother comes back off tour. It doesn't last long, I can tell you that.

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Ash0 6

Well I guess your mom now knows your pretty fluent in French. Rejoindre le club!

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monkey27 0

Hahaha I love it, can't help it that u get used to what ur around for a long time

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emmylouz 7

Hahaha my older brother did the same thing but just cursed in every sentence instead of at butter

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penguino530 1

At least he serves in the army unlike a lot of u

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