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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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aww that sucks :( demand a room or kick one of your siblings out. haha

tell him....and stop helping him move.

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darkblue_13 0

it doesn't sound like you live with him though, so does it matter?

did you get the message? lol

awww well make ur self cozy in the office room

But her OLDER brother isn't old enough to get his own place? Your logic fails. We need more to this story, OP. Either your dad's a straight up asshole, or there's something you're not saying, such as, "I usually live with my mom."

I sleep in the dining room, if you're in the office, then you have a computer. I have silverware.

I assume you've moved out or something because honestly if you thought you were going to live there you would have referred to it as "our new home".

cheetahboo2010 5

Why would you have a room there if you didn't live there.?

what an asshole. you should just sleep on your dads floor , and set up a HUGE inflatable air matress right beside his bed. and sing yourself to sleep every night. loudly. he'll get tired of his office.

THAT IS A WIN IDEA!!! You can also do something until around 3:00 am, then go to your father's room, wake him up, and tell him with a totally straight face that your brother just isn't as good at ******* girls as a straight male should be.

That is a totally hillarious idea xD

Did you check the basement or the attic? I'm sure there's a room for you somewhere.