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By AnonymousAF - 18/01/2016 15:25 - Canada
Today, I was having sex with my spouse, and I decided to let her ride my face, she was enjoying it so much she jerked so hard and I ended up licking her asshole. I'm not saying I'm mad at her but I could of went the rest of my life without eating ass. FML.