Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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hateevryone 14

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:55

That is awkward.

argenyorkie 11

Saturday 1 September 2012 21:40

Scary-ass illustration O.O

Kazeriu 12

Saturday 1 September 2012 23:59

Wow, not going on the front page of FML at night now for the next week 0.0

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 2 September 2012 2:02

Hopefully, the illustration shows how it really happened, but I doubt it.

godamnitmotagain 16

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:27

that illustration is pretty scary. I hope I never **** a dead girl and yell the wrong name

RKD 23

Sunday 2 September 2012 20:54

These illustrated characters look like something out of a horror movie,,,,,this artist should draw horror stories!

BlueHairKid 11

Tuesday 4 September 2012 20:02

that animation is quite scary lol

String_of_Fate 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 0:17

that picture of the girl freaked me out o_O

Supernovas_Child 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:36

The illustration freaks me out. Just gonna say it.

Lexzus182 9

Friday 7 September 2012 18:52

How sad, and creepy illustraion ._.

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