Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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Lucky78_fml 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 1:54

Oh, wow... That's awkward and effed up. Hopefully it was an ex instead of his sister.

brianna27 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:58

Awkward..........

guitarman1029 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:32

Are you twins

jmelsha11 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 23:03

Best FML Ever!

keven501 12

Friday 21 October 2011 1:45

Hmmm Brittany must be pretty hot then

satph 12

Friday 21 October 2011 12:48

funniest. fml. ever!!!! but it's still disgusting LOL

irepmn 14

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:38

Wtf !!!!

weesnaw_08 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 6:07

That is disgusting.

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:02

what about ppl from alabama, west virginia, south carolina and pretty much that basic area

Mkbitch 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:45

Ew!!

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