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By am1717 - 20/02/2016 19:08 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he tried to be sexy and push me down on all fours. Instead, he accidentally pushed me off the bed. I fell onto his 2000$ tv, broke it, and managed to scare the cat into pooping on the carpet. Mood 100% ruined. FML.

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