Today, I was going to bed when a cockroach crawled out from under my pillow. I wasn't too afraid of it, until I looked away. It's hour two, and I still can't find it. FML
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The_Unlucky1 19
Hey guys! Op here! So, Yeah, haven't been able to find it. I'm sending in my cats to try and look for it, wish me luck!
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PaulDesmond 11
It's too late, just burn your house down
emeraldisle 30
That's why you kill those bastards when you have the chance.
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Comments (50)
Verdeve 23
Why all the stories about cockroaches on here lately ;_; Its fine, i didnt even want to sleep tonight anyway.
prettygurl89 16
Because it's that time of year. Cockroaches are EVERYWHERE :(
wow2mylife 25
cause it summer and June was the hottest ever for the whole nation
Sia_Will 13
I literally check my whole bed every night before I go to sleep, I'm so paranoid. Those things disgust me ?
BrianCMullin 3
Just think about millipedes
nonamebranding 12
Soooo much better. All those little legs, think of the massages they could give :)
KayDee29 31
#20 I do too. One time a few years ago, I pulled back the corner of my comforter to crawl into bed (after being in it on my computer for about 4 hours prior to the incident) and found a wolf spider literally the size of my hand. I wish I was exaggerating.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Been there. Moved into an apartment that was infested with roaches once. Wash your bedding in hot water. Put Borax along and around the areas of your bed that contact the floor and put some roach traps/bait under the bed and furniture, in the closet, and just wherever you'd think a roach would hang out. You'll get 'em.
OtakuTaco 15
Today, like always, I am irrationally afraid of bugs. FML
ericanicole1 12
I live in Florida. I know this feel
Bubblezx 12
Try staying up til 4am because of insomnia, to find that you have a nest of bed bugs inside your mattress... No sleep for me ^_^
mrshr3dalot 11
Hope you find it op!
iFurrhy 11
There's 2 bugs in my room. One that always hangs around my window sill. Another that runs around my monitor screen. Both of them do this every night. Each time I think I kill them, they always come back So for next time. Kill them the second you see them or its gonna get worse.
scyth3s 13
It's ok, it's just one cockroach after all.
Hyacinth_shmily 12
I am afraid of the cockroaches as well as the spiders and snakes. In general, I let them go or dodge them.? As they are so dreadful.